"I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?"
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny"An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have."
"I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning."
"Being good in business is the most fascinating kind of art. Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art."
"Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art."
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want to own."