"People who shop in health food stores never look healthy."
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."
Mae West on Diet"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
Jim Davis on Diet"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
Orson Welles on Diet"No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means."
Maimonides on Diet"Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing levels of exercise."
Linford Christie on Diet"My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him."
"David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends."
"I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid."
"I swear I want to be a food model."
"People who shop in health food stores never look healthy."