"My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'."
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."
Mae West on Dating"Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things."
Keanu Reeves on Dating"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."
Mitch Hedberg on Dating"You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and its good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete."
Keith Sweat on Dating"Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others."
Wayne Dyer on Dating"When you're offered things, it makes it so much easier to be indecisive. And it's silly because you can pass on some really amazing things."
"I'd die if I was Madonna. I'd die. God, what a horrible way to live. And Michael Jackson! To be so famous and to feel so isolated. I feel so bad for them. I don't know how it feels, and I hope it never happens to me."
"I'd die if I was Madonna. I'd die. God, what a horrible way to live. And Michael Jackson! To be so famous and to feel so isolated. I feel so bad for them. I don't know how it feels, and I hope it never happens to me."