"It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny"I'm working myself to death."
"It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry."
"I've always had a great respect for the picture business. It's been good to me."
"Time scoots along pretty fast when you grow up."
"I'm working myself to death."