"It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny"Peace is the one condition of survival in this nuclear age."
"Every age needs men who will redeem the time by living with a vision of the things that are to be."
"Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them."
"Journalists do not live by words alone, although sometimes they have to eat them."
"A beauty is a woman you notice a charmer is one who notices you."