"I liken myself to Henry Ford and the auto industry, I give you 90 percent of what most people need."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."
Bill Gates on Car"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."
Richard Pryor on Car"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
Erma Bombeck on Car"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."
Steven Wright on Car"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Steven Wright on Car"People think computers will keep them from making mistakes. They're wrong. With computers you make mistakes faster."
"The future lies in designing and selling computers that people don't realize are computers at all."
"The guy who knows about computers is the last person you want to have creating documentation for people who don't understand computers."