Famous Quotes

"I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances."

Adam Carolla on Car

More quotes about Car

• "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."

  Bill Gates on Car

• "There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."

  Richard Pryor on Car

• "Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

  Erma Bombeck on Car

• "I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."

  Steven Wright on Car

• "I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

  Steven Wright on Car

More quotes by Adam Carolla

• "I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age."

• "In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn't very good at it."

• "The very definition of 'beauty' is outside."

• "If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life."

• "I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age."