Famous Quotes

"Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor."

Abe Lemons on Medical

More quotes about Medical

• "I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."

  Groucho Marx on Medical

• "A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."

  Groucho Marx on Medical

• "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

  Erma Bombeck on Medical

• "They certainly give very strange names to diseases."

  Plato on Medical

• "Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."

  Erma Bombeck on Medical

More quotes by Abe Lemons

• "You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'"