"That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you."
"A joke is a very serious thing."
Winston Churchill on Humor"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."
Mark Twain on Humor"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."
William James on Humor"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."
Mahatma Gandhi on Humor"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."
Henry Ward Beecher on Humor"The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down."
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest."