Bedsit fever

The pressure of being holed up in a single room with little more than a TV and a brunette is beginning to tell for Michelle and Emma.

11:00 15 June 2004

The pressure of being holed up in a single room with little more than a TV and a brunette is beginning to tell for Michelle and Emma.

The two housemates "evicted" last Friday have been acting up.

After deciding to give Victor an ice shower and filling a cake with chilli, they have vented their anger on Jay.

The night before - amidst lip locks - Jason had told Vanessa that he thought Michelle and Emma had been evicted for being "boring".

The residents of Big Brother's secret studio accommodation did not take kindly to this and the muscly Scot found his bed filled with eggs and water.

But despite his efforts the night before there was no room to share with his snogging partner.

Vanessa instead decided to share her bed with Shell. "There's not a lot of room [here] actually," she told Jay.

Meanwhile, things had gone from strained to insane in the bedsit.

Emma decided to try and get the cameraman to ask her out on a date "I won't fart or anything," she promised.

"I know I'm a bit chubby and I've got a big teeth and everything, but would you take me out on a date?" the Oldham lass pleaded.

But the cabin fever was far from over.

While Jason was thinking about where he could sleep after Vanessa chose Shell over him, the bedsit buddies got fruity.

Michelle vanished into the bathroom and returned with nothing more than blue icing covering her modesty.

"Em - look how fantastic this [bra made of icing] is... let me do yours!" the Geordie lass squealed - somehow avoiding the word "chicken".

Eventually Emma conceded and the blue icing can came out again. "Right, I'm gonna start on the nips," asserted Michelle.

"I feel liberated," cried Emma in delight, when her blue icing bra was completed.

While there was not enough icing left for bikini bottoms (or dessert) they had a rummage around and found enough chocolate and jam to finish their outfits.

All modesty was not discarded, however, they kept their high heels on throughout.