Famous Quotes
- Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
- Thornton Wilder on Pet
- Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
- Chuck Palahniuk on Pet
- Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
- Kinky Friedman on Pet
- My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no intention on caring what teams are playing, like they're looking for just a night out. That drives me more crazy than anything else. Like, don't pretend to be a sports fan.
- Jerry Ferrara on Pet
- My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!
- Emily VanCamp on Pet
- My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
- Billy Connolly on Pet
- My parents were very permissive when it came to animals. As long as we earned the money to buy them and built whatever structure it was they were going to live in, we could have any kind of pet we wanted. They would have let us have a rhinoceros if we could have afforded it.
- Maggie Stiefvater on Pet
- My pet peeve and my goal in life is to somehow get an adjective for 'integrity' in the dictionary. 'Truthful' doesn't really cover it, or 'genuine.' It should be like 'integritus.'
- Rashida Jones on Pet
- My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
- Steven Wright on Pet
- Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
- John Peers on Pet
- Never wear anything that panics the cat.
- P. J. O'Rourke on Pet
- No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
- Abraham Lincoln on Pet
- No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
- Christopher Morley on Pet
- No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
- Kin Hubbard on Pet
- No one ever pretended that shopping for anything is a rational experience. If it were, would there be Fluffernutter? Laceless sneakers? Porkpie hats? Would the Chia Pet even exist?
- Jeffrey Kluger on Pet
- One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do things that are funny to the writer, but you don't know why they're doing it and it doesn't make any sense.
- Glenn Howerton on Pet
- One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.
- Al Yankovic on Pet
- Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear.
- Earl Derr Biggers on Pet
- Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.
- Brian P. Cleary on Pet
- Our pets rely on us entirely for their nutrition. So if you're making your own judgments, that could lead to a mistake. At the same time, we have more control over our pet's diet than we do with our children or with ourselves, so your vet can tell you what is appropriate for your dog and you can assign them that.
- Alison Sweeney on Pet
- Packing is my pet hate.
- People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
- August Strindberg on Pet
- Perhaps it is because cats do not live by human patterns, do not fit themselves into prescribed behavior, that they are so united to creative people.
- Andre Norton on Pet
- Pet lovers know that animals sometimes understand us better than we do, and the annals of human sin and desire provide plenty of stories to drive the point home.
- Pet me, touch me, love me, that's what I get when I perform. That's when I'm really getting what I want.
- Connie Stevens on Pet
- Pet stores just sell their animals.
- Booboo Stewart on Pet
- Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
- Franklin P. Jones on Pet
- Teach your children how to behave with animals. Adopt a pet. Don't go buy one. Please. That's a sin. Let's get these puppy mills out of business.
- Shelley Morrison on Pet
- The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- Andy Rooney on Pet
- The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
- Charles De Gaulle on Pet
- The dog is the god of frolic.
- Henry Ward Beecher on Pet
- The government needs to help those in need, but members of Congress shouldn't take advantage of the situation and use a national tragedy as an opportunity to spend taxpayer dollars on their pet projects.
- Chris Chocola on Pet
- The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
- Leonardo Da Vinci on Pet
- The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
- The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
- Ogden Nash on Pet
- The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food.
- Nicholas D. Kristof on Pet
- There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.
- Angus Young on Pet
- There are people all over the world who like to write fan letters in the voice of their pet: 'Hello, my name is Fifi and I'm a labrador and I think you're great. Paw paw!'
- Rebecca Hall on Pet
- There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he's not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff - this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it.
- Michael Bay on Pet
- There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
- Albert Schweitzer on Pet
- There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
- Bernard Williams on Pet
- There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.
- There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.
- Mike Ditka on Pet
- There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.
- Scott Adams on Pet
- Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals 'love' them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more.
- Edwin Way Teale on Pet
- Time spent with cats is never wasted.
- Sigmund Freud on Pet
- To his dog, every man is Napoleon hence the constant popularity of dogs.
- Aldous Huxley on Pet
- To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.
- Karl Pilkington on Pet
- To this day I don't ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow, I never saw anyone carrying a dog, or leading a dog. Err I finally saw a, a pet some years later in Kiev, so I thought that life must have been, different.
- Ralph Boston on Pet
- Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.
- Hal Sparks on Pet
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