Famous Quotes
- My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding.
- Carl Hiaasen on Humor
- My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
- Emo Philips on Humor
- My dad instilled in me a great sense of humor. I wasn't bullied at school because my outward attitude was confident, and that helps.
- Warwick Davis on Humor
- My dad's sense of humor was direct and sometimes surreal - his quick wit is well known amongst our family and friends. He raised me on Spike Jones records and W.C. Fields movies, and his sense of humor fell somewhere in between.
- Tony Visconti on Humor
- My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.
- My family has been amazing, and they understand how blessed I am. They've been able to keep my sense of humor.
- Karen Duffy on Humor
- My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony.
- Maurice Sendak on Humor
- My humor tends to be a little more edgy than is appropriate for 'Twilight,' although I got some in there. That was fun! There's just a tonal difference. For me, storytelling is storytelling. But, I do like writing for grown ups.
- Melissa Rosenberg on Humor
- My legacy would be that you don't have to give up anything. You can be chic but have a sense of humor, you can be sexy but comfortable, you can be timeless but fresh.
- Michael Kors on Humor
- My life is part humor, part roses, part thorns.
- Bret Michaels on Humor
- My parents armed me with an amazing sense of humor, and it's what you need when, well, it's what anyone needs in this world.
- Warwick Davis on Humor
- My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.
- Tracy Morgan on Humor
- My stories are very somber, so I think I need the comic ingredient. Besides, life has so much humor.
- Manuel Puig on Humor
- My type of humor is me not caring whether people know what I'm talking about or not.
- John Hodgman on Humor
- Negative humor is forgotten immediately. It's the stuff that makes us feel better about our lives that lives long. Much more satisfying. Enter children's books.
- Berkeley Breathed on Humor
- Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.
- Herbert Beerbohm Tree on Humor
- Newspaper people, once celebrated as founts of ribald humor and uncouth fun, have of late lost all their gaiety, and small wonder.
- Russell Baker on Humor
- Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor.
- Eric Sevareid on Humor
- No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge on Humor
- Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor it is the sign that he wants all the truth.
- Mark Van Doren on Humor
- Nothing is so galling to a people not broken in from the birth as a paternal, or in other words a meddling government, a government which tells them what to read and say and eat and drink and wear.
- Thomas W. Higginson on Humor
- OK, in all seriousness, I would say I couldn't be in a relationship without equality, generosity, integrity, spirit, kindness and humor. And awesomeness.
- Jennifer Aniston on Humor
- Once we got over the origin story, we could really delve deeper into their lives and characters and angst. So this movie actually has more heart, more humor.
- One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
- Larry Gelbart on Humor
- One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about the relationships between the main characters and their reactions to the situations they would face there was a lot of comedy in that show without ever breaking its reality.
- J. J. Abrams on Humor
- One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.
- Al Yankovic on Humor
- One of the things that binds us as a family is a shared sense of humor.
- Ralph Fiennes on Humor
- Our ability to find humor in the world, to make connections between previously unconnected notions, to create new ideas, to share in a common culture: All these essentially human acts depend on memory.
- Joshua Foer on Humor
- Our humor turns our anger into a fine art.
- Mary Kay Blakely on Humor
- Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren't about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that.
- Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
- Robert Collier on Humor
- People ask me what the most important thing to take on the race is, and I always say it's a sense of humor. If you've got nothing but a sense of humor, you will survive.
- Phil Keoghan on Humor
- People come up to me as I leave the stage after a performance and tell me tey saw my mother onstage with me every time I sing. I keep a sense of humor about it.
- Lorna Luft on Humor
- People may think of Southern humor in terms of missing teeth and outhouse accidents, but the best of it is a rich vein running through the best of Southern literature.
- Roy Blount, Jr. on Humor
- People of humor are always in some degree people of genius.
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge on Humor
- People who know me , they know I have a sense of humor, I'm a bit of a joker, a bit of a clown really, and I would love someone to exploit that side of me and send me a romantic comedy.
- Gary Oldman on Humor
- People who know me know I have a sense of humor that can really push the envelope.
- Carmen Electra on Humor
- People with no humor, they're outta my life.
- Patti LaBelle on Humor
- Perhaps naively I thought people understand what humor was, that it was invented by the human race to cope with the dark areas of life, problems and terrors.
- Bill Forsyth on Humor
- Philip Larkin has a tough honesty and sense of humor that I find irresistible, as a contemporary poet.
- Robert Morgan on Humor
- Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.
- Don Rickles on Humor
- Poor David Hume is dying fast, but with more real cheerfulness and good humor and with more real resignation to the necessary course of things, than any whining Christian ever dyed with pretended resignation to the will of God.
- Adam Smith on Humor
- Prior to Wordsworth, humor was an essential part of poetry. I mean, they don't call them Shakespeare comedies for nothing.
- William Collins on Humor
- Probably it is impossible for humor to be ever a revolutionary weapon. Candide can do little more than generate irony.
- Lionel Trilling on Humor
- Puns are a form of humor with words.
- Guillermo Cabrera Infante on Humor
- Putting a little time aside for clean fun and good humor is very necessary to relieve the tensions of our time.
- Hattie McDaniel on Humor
- Robert Walker as Bruno was excellent. He had elegance and humor, and the proper fondness for his mother.
- Patricia Highsmith on Humor
- Rock Hudson wasn't my type. He's a great guy and had a great sense of humor.
- Tab Hunter on Humor
- Roosevelt's humor was broad, his manner friendly. Of wit there was little of philosophy, none. What did he possess? Intuition, inspiration, love of adventure.
- Emanuel Celler on Humor
- Sense of humor is important in life, not just in clothing. How boring to live a life in beige.
- Jean Pigozzi on Humor
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