- When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'
- Stephen King on God
- When I judge art, I take my painting and put it next to a God made object like a tree or flower. If it clashes, it is not art.
- Paul Cezanne on God
- When I played God Bless The Queen, I was wondering if they was gonna dig us, then quite naturally I'd go on and try to get it together.
- Jimi Hendrix on God
- When I see children, I see the face of God. That's why I love them so much. That's what I see.
- Michael Jackson on God
- When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
- Erma Bombeck on God
- When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?
- Quentin Crisp on God
- When I was playing before I retired, I never really understood the appreciation and the respect that people gave me. People had treated me like a god or something, and that was very embarrassing.
- Michael Jordan on God
- When it is a question of God's almighty Spirit, never say, 'I can't.'
- Oswald Chambers on God
- When suffering comes, we yearn for some sign from God, forgetting we have just had one.
- Mignon McLaughlin on God
- When the solution is simple, God is answering.
- Albert Einstein on God
- When trouble comes, focus on God's ability to care for you.
- Charles Stanley on God
- When we learn from experience, the scars of sin can lead us to restoration and a renewed intimacy with God.
- Charles Stanley on God
- When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
- Jane Wagner on God
- When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?
- Gilbert K. Chesterton on God
- When you believe in God, you've got to believe in the all-powerful God. He's not just God, He's the all-powerful God and He has total control over everyone's life. The Devil, on the other hand, is a real character that's trying his hardest to tear your life apart.
- Alice Cooper on God
- When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance.
- Joel Osteen on God
- When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps.
- Dick Gregory on God
- Whenever a man makes haste, God too hastens with him.
- Where can we go to find God if we cannot see Him in our own hearts and in every living being.
- Swami Vivekananda on God
- Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
- Jerry Seinfeld on God
- Where love is, there God is also.
- Mahatma Gandhi on God
- Where mercy, love, and pity dwell, there God is dwelling too.
- William Blake on God
- While I know myself as a creation of God, I am also obligated to realize and remember that everyone else and everything else are also God's creation.
- Maya Angelou on God
- White... is not a mere absence of colour it is a shining and affirmative thing, as fierce as red, as definite as black... God paints in many colours but He never paints so gorgeously, I had almost said so gaudily, as when He paints in white.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton on God
- Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god.
- Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
- Lily Tomlin on God
- Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- Benjamin Franklin on God
- With Malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right, as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation's wounds.
- Abraham Lincoln on God
- Without God, democracy will not and cannot long endure.
- Ronald Reagan on God
- Woman was God's second mistake.
- Friedrich Nietzsche on God
- Worry - a God, invisible but omnipotent. It steals the bloom from the cheek and lightness from the pulse it takes away the appetite, and turns the hair gray.
- Benjamin Disraeli on God
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