- The superfluous, a very necessary thing.
- The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
- Seann William Scott on Funny
- The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.
- The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I'll still be able to work.
- Denis Leary on Funny
- The token gay character is always so funny and so fantastic. That's happened a lot. Or they're often purely victims.
- Ezra Miller on Funny
- The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, you've immediately halved the odds of it not being funny.
- Steve Coogan on Funny
- The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
- Joe E. Lewis on Funny
- The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties.
- George Saunders on Funny
- The word 'Spanx' was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it.
- Sara Blakely on Funny
- The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
- Bertrand Russell on Funny
- There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
- Josh Billings on Funny
- There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
- Chris Rock on Funny
- There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be 'comedies' and not 'female' or 'male,' and everyone gets an equal opportunity.
- Kristen Wiig on Funny
- There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
- Henry A. Kissinger on Funny
- There have been times when I felt suicidal and I would stop my head from going in that direction of negativity because I thought there'd be something I'd miss that was funny in the future. If there's a chance I'm going to laugh tomorrow then want to live to experience that.
- Dave Navarro on Funny
- There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
- Bill Cosby on Funny
- There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.
- Tim Heidecker on Funny
- There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
- Jean Baudrillard on Funny
- There's a constant flow of child actors. It's kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor little things. You're going to have to struggle for a long time.
- Tina Yothers on Funny
- There's a darkness under 'The Hangover' because ultimately there's a missing person and it's not really that funny. There's a sort of darkness under it that I love, and still people are laughing as hard if not harder than they did in 'Old School.'
- Todd Phillips on Funny
- There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
- Josh Billings on Funny
- There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.
- Larry David on Funny
- There's always an article coming out, saying, 'The new thing is funny women!'
- Lena Dunham on Funny
- There's always something funny about men chasing women.
- David Spade on Funny
- There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
- Kevin James on Funny
- There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
- Lewis Black on Funny
- There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.
- Doug Coupland on Funny
- There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
- Dennis Miller on Funny
- There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.
- Christopher Walken on Funny
- They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny.That made me the coolest aunt on earth.
- Tina Yothers on Funny
- They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
- Clint Eastwood on Funny
- They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
- Casey Stengel on Funny
- They're great girls. They're very funny, they're very smart, they're fun to be with. They're very lively, as I think people can tell. And you know, they're very confident girls.
- Laura Bush on Funny
- Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.
- Flip Wilson on Funny
- This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer.
- Charisma Carpenter on Funny
- This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!
- Vanessa Hudgens on Funny
- This is the great thing about Northern Ireland. I walk down the street and people stop me and say things like, 'I know you. You're that wee golfer, aren't you?' I say, 'Yeah, that's me.' They say, 'Keep it up, wee man.' It's very funny and that's why I want to stay here as long as possible.
- Rory McIlroy on Funny
- This may sound funny, but as much as the 'Today' show matured me, it also was something of a cocoon. I'd been happy there. I never went into the boss's office and pounded my fist on the desk, saying, 'Give me more money! Give me a prime-time show!'
- Jane Pauley on Funny
- This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
- Mitch Hedberg on Funny
- To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
- Rita Rudner on Funny
- To me, what separates a funny movie from a good movie is something personal.
- Seth Rogen on Funny
- To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
- Reba McEntire on Funny
- To this day, I've found that it doesn't matter what a guy looks like if he's really funny. His sense of humor makes him attractive. On the other hand, you don't hear men saying, 'No she's not pretty, but is she ever funny!'
- Catherine O'Hara on Funny
- Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks on Funny
- Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends.
- TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright on Funny
- TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over.
- Drew Carey on Funny
- Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally.
- Albert Brooks on Funny
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