Famous Quotes
- I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don't think he's funny in either the way that Reagan was funny - or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way.
- I think the Cold War works as a great analogy or simile for different kinds of conflict. It's funny, when you look back at it, it's one of the last times that the boundaries were clear. Now, as we see on 'Homeland,' there are no clear boundaries and enemies.
- Matthew Rhys on Funny
- I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake.
- Leslie Fiedler on Funny
- I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately know she's worked twice as hard to get there, she's had to prove that she can be the leader, first, and then be funny on top of it. She has to emit a confidence that she's in control.
- Wendy Liebman on Funny
- I think there's something in the fact that it's hard to be good looking and funny. You have to have an oddball quality people have to sympathise with you to find you funny.
- Chris O'Dowd on Funny
- I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
- Ellen DeGeneres on Funny
- I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously.
- Rachel Weisz on Funny
- I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.
- Larry David on Funny
- I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.
- Rainn Wilson on Funny
- I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny.
- Seth Rogen on Funny
- I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers.
- Steve Martin on Funny
- I thought I was funny as a kid.
- I took 'P.S. I Love You' thinking it was going to be a little funny, and I ended up crying every day on that film.
- Hilary Swank on Funny
- I turned down 'Some Like It Hot.' See how smart I am? I felt I couldn't bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I don't need to compete with the wardrobe.
- Jerry Lewis on Funny
- I understand a woman who validates herself by getting attention from the opposite sex. I have a friend who is that to a T... Doesn't mean she isn't a good person. That's a funny character to play.
- Cheryl Hines on Funny
- I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
- I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
- David Lee Roth on Funny
- I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent, but kindness is the most important quality in a man.
- Cat Deeley on Funny
- I used to say, 'Man, I think I'd be a really good dad. I'll be a great provider. I'm funny I'll go on trips with them - I'll do all sorts of stuff.' But the momming? I'm not made for that. I have a really good mom I know what she put into it.
- Elizabeth Gilbert on Funny
- I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
- Les Dawson on Funny
- I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
- Andy Warhol on Funny
- I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'
- Demetri Martin on Funny
- I want to be in 'Funny Girl.' And I want Ryan Murphy to direct it.
- Lea Michele on Funny
- I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning.
- Katy Perry on Funny
- I was a hop-around. I hung out with the rockabilly crew, the guys who were trying to be rappers, the funny kids.
- Katy Perry on Funny
- I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
- Rita Rudner on Funny
- I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn't dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn't prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it.
- Audrey Hepburn on Funny
- I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
- Norman Wisdom on Funny
- I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
- Dave Chappelle on Funny
- I was going through a little bit of turbulence in my career. And so, it's funny how turbulence itself will make you hold onto something for security. And so the only thing I knew is trust in the Lord and lean not unto your own heart, in all thy ways acknowledge him and he shall direct thy path.
- Emmitt Smith on Funny
- I was lucky. My family is wonderful. And it's funny, because most of my best friends come from very large families. So it always felt as if I had lots of siblings, though in the end I had to leave them and go home. I kind of got the best of both worlds as a kid.
- Sophia Bush on Funny
- I was making my living from a joke about my appearance that I didn't understand, and in a way still don't, because when I look in a mirror it doesn't seem funny to me.
- Wallace Shawn on Funny
- I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid.
- Uma Thurman on Funny
- I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
- Emo Philips on Funny
- I was so afraid to even read a paper in front of my classmates. It is very funny because at that point my teachers would never have believed that I could speak in front of an audience of over 2,000 people.
- Petra Nemcova on Funny
- I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
- Johnny Carson on Funny
- I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
- Emo Philips on Funny
- I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women.
- Julie Walters on Funny
- I wasn't even 20 at the time, but it taught me something about drugs. They can take a good man, a warm, funny, loving family man, and turn him into a loser and worse.
- Michael Bergin on Funny
- I watch things that are fun, or funny, or interesting.
- Martha Plimpton on Funny
- I watched a lot of silent directors who were absolutely great like John Ford and Fritz Lang, Tod Browning, and also some very modern directors like The Coen Brothers. The directors take the freedom within their own movies to be melodramatic or funny when they chose to be. They do whatever they want and they don't care about the genre.
- Michel Hazanavicius on Funny
- I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
- Mitch Hedberg on Funny
- I wear black skinny-fit jeans - I can't get away from them. It's funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great.
- Shaun White on Funny
- I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor.
- Rachael Ray on Funny
- I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
- Paul Lynde on Funny
- I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.
- Todd Barry on Funny
- I would do it today because the thing that appealed to me was not necessarily the mechanics of the robot, but it was his personality and how funny and charming he was.
- John Badham on Funny
- I would like to do something modern and possibly funny.
- Dan Stevens on Funny
- I would love to play 'Funny Girl' or 'Evita,' but I idolize the women who have played those parts. I don't know if there needs to be another version of those shows.
- Idina Menzel on Funny
- I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
- Bertrand Russell on Funny
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