Famous Quotes
- I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be funny, you can't think about how it's going to go over.
- Ben Stiller on Funny
- I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.
- Jerry Stiller on Funny
- I don't think of myself as a comedian, but as an artist, a scientist and chemist who just happens to be funny. I started doing stand-up to add another level to my game. I feel that I'm a young rookie with a veteran's skill.
- Marlon Wayans on Funny
- I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time.
- Ben Stiller on Funny
- I don't think, 'Gee, I'd like to dress this person.' There was a picture in Us magazine. It was a jersey dress, and Courtney Love was wearing it. I have this thing about Courtney Love, this funny worship.
- Marc Jacobs on Funny
- I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.
- Albert Brooks on Funny
- I don't write literary fiction - I write books that are entertaining, but are also, I hope, well-constructed and thoughtful and funny and have things to say about men and women and families and children and life in America today.
- Jennifer Weiner on Funny
- I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
- Mitch Hedberg on Funny
- I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
- Woody Allen on Funny
- I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe.
- Ricky Schroder on Funny
- I feel funny about owning art. I don't really want to say: 'Wow, come and see my Monet - it's in a dark room at the bottom of my cellar.'
- Baz Luhrmann on Funny
- I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
- Frank Sinatra on Funny
- I find it so funny that people find me so interesting.
- Britney Spears on Funny
- I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.
- Daniel Craig on Funny
- I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.
- Chloe Moretz on Funny
- I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
- Rodney Dangerfield on Funny
- I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
- Larry David on Funny
- I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid they told me I was being funny.
- Jim Carrey on Funny
- I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
- Leonardo DiCaprio on Funny
- I got pregnant at 40 by surprise. It's funny, because when we found out we were pregnant, I said, 'Okay, let's experience that.' You just have to just go with it because it's rare.
- Julianna Margulies on Funny
- I got the wake-up call that no one is policing our oceans. I wondered, how can I do anything? What really can I do to make things better? There are some perks to being a celebrity. My job is to be funny once in a while, but it's my responsibility to make good use of it.
- Angela Kinsey on Funny
- I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?
- Orlando Bloom on Funny
- I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around.
- Olivia Munn on Funny
- I grew up in a funny way.
- Gordon Ramsay on Funny
- I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
- Eddie Izzard on Funny
- I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh.
- Jenny McCarthy on Funny
- I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.
- Stephen King on Funny
- I had a very funny family.
- Zach Braff on Funny
- I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.
- Jennifer Aniston on Funny
- I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being... me.
- Ellen DeGeneres on Funny
- I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
- I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. It's embarrassing. It was pretty funny. But then I recovered. To me, it was like a second adolescence. Hormonally, my body was changing, my mind was changing, and so my relationship to myself and the world around me came to this assault of finiteness.
- Keanu Reeves on Funny
- I had to act in a school play when I was about ten years old. I really didn't want to do it. But everyone had to do it so I didn't have a choice. A talent agent came and watched it and later gave me some work. It's funny because I'd always known that I wanted a movie career. I just didn't think that I would be in the movies.
- Kristen Stewart on Funny
- I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
- Joan Rivers on Funny
- I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
- Wanda Sykes on Funny
- I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger on Funny
- I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
- Charles M. Schulz on Funny
- I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
- Dylan Moran on Funny
- I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English. So it's often funny and surprising how my ideas end up lost in translation.
- Pharrell Williams on Funny
- I have an inability to enjoy things, but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn't be funny, I guess.
- I have an older sister named Haley and she wanted to be an actress. So I wanted to be an actress. It's really funny the way that some people don't give kids enough credit for like really being driven, and really wanting to do things so badly.
- Hilary Duff on Funny
- I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.
- Matt LeBlanc on Funny
- I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
- Fred Allen on Funny
- I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
- Calvin Coolidge on Funny
- I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus on Funny
- I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
- Don Rickles on Funny
- I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.
- Will Ferrell on Funny
- I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
- Elayne Boosler on Funny
- I have this horrible sense of humor where I think discomfort is funny - partly because I experience discomfort a lot, and it's a way of laughing at it and getting a release.
- Joaquin Phoenix on Funny
- I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
- Robert Benchley on Funny
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