Famous Quotes
- For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy.
- George A. Romero on Funny
- For a culture that has such a problem with death, we seem to deal with it in a quite bizarre way. We see people shot, killed and blown up, and we find it funny and sexy and all those things. But, the reality of it is that every day people die, and people are really sad and they grieve and they go through a really difficult process with it.
- Michael Sheen on Funny
- For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.
- Kevin James on Funny
- For some reason, people find me funny. It's quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It's even harder to define why a person would be funny. It's a word that I can't define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it.
- Wallace Shawn on Funny
- For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.
- James Herriot on Funny
- For years, it's driven me crazy that women don't have better roles, especially in comedies. I know so many funny women but I always felt... misogynist streak is too strong a term - but a dismissiveness.
- Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.
- William Arthur Ward on Funny
- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
- George Carlin on Funny
- From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
- Funny enough, if you are looking at people these days who are putting Botox in their face and getting all sorts of plastic surgery, we look at them and go, I can tell you've had Botox. I can tell you've had plastic surgery. You look really strange to me. But no one's saying anything. We're just accepting the fact that they're strange-looking.
- Guy Pearce on Funny
- Funny is an attitude.
- Flip Wilson on Funny
- Funny is funny is funny.
- Bob Newhart on Funny
- Funny is funny.
- Don Rickles on Funny
- Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.
- Flip Wilson on Funny
- Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.
- Chris Rock on Funny
- Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.
- Michael Caine on Funny
- Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing.
- Rowan Atkinson on Funny
- Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are.
- Gabrielle Reece on Funny
- Funny, I don't feel any more powerful today than yesterday.
- Jerry B. Jenkins on Funny
- Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
- Mark Twain on Funny
- Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain on Funny
- God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
- Naguib Mahfouz on Funny
- God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
- Garrison Keillor on Funny
- Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working.
- Marlon Wayans on Funny
- Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed.
- Neil Gaiman on Funny
- Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
- Erma Bombeck on Funny
- Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
- George Burns on Funny
- Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
- Marilyn Vos Savant on Funny
- He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.
- Colin Quinn on Funny
- He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor on Funny
- Hemingway seems to be in a funny position. People nowadays can't identify with him closely as a member of their own generation, and he isn't yet historical.
- Leslie Fiedler on Funny
- Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.
- Dennis Miller on Funny
- Here is my prescription to heal all wounds. Watch the film 'Funny Girl' at least five times, eat at least 45 chocolate bars, and hang out with all those friends you blew off to hang out with your ex. I truly believe that, through a combination of Nutella, old pals and Barbra Streisand, we can achieve happiness and, very probably, world peace.
- Beth Ditto on Funny
- Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either not good-looking enough, not a good enough actor or not successful enough for these people.
- Dax Shepard on Funny
- Hitchcock had a charm about him. He was very funny at times. He was incredibly brilliant in his field of suspense.
- Tippi Hedren on Funny
- Hollywood's just not funny.
- Chris Rock on Funny
- Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
- Phyllis Diller on Funny
- How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
- Spike Milligan on Funny
- How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
- Emo Philips on Funny
- Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.
- George M. Cohan on Funny
- I actually feel like, for a lot of my career, I wasn't able to show my comedic range. I did a lot of dramas and dramedies. I was on 'E.R.' That's not generally thought of as a funny show.
- Busy Philipps on Funny
- I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive.
- Ian Mcewan on Funny
- I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.
- Calvin Trillin on Funny
- I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.
- Janeane Garofalo on Funny
- I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person.
- Janeane Garofalo on Funny
- I also think if you're an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise you're just a genius. If you can, you know, take a Tide commercial and you can just say one funny line that's not in the commercial they think you're a genius.
- Amy Poehler on Funny
- I always approach comedy roles pretending they aren't funny.
- Brendan Fraser on Funny
- I always find it kind of embarrassing, kind of funny, and kind of exciting. In New York I'm recognized a lot, although nobody says anything. You know, they stare at you just a second too long. But in Paris it's not as commonplace to be recognized.
- Marc Jacobs on Funny
- I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.
- R. L. Stine on Funny
- I always like to watch comics and it's interesting that you can tell if someone's funny in 10 seconds.
- Christopher Walken on Funny
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