Famous Quotes
- Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
- Steve Martin on Funny
- Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot.
- Justin Bieber on Funny
- Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.
- Tom Hiddleston on Funny
- Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
- P. J. O'Rourke on Funny
- Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.
- James Lipton on Funny
- Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
- Joan Rivers on Funny
- Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are.
- Marlon Wayans on Funny
- Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.
- Larry Hagman on Funny
- Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
- Peter Ustinov on Funny
- Comedy is so subjective. You could be in a room with 400 people laughing at a joke and you could just not think it's funny. You're just sitting there like, 'Am I in the twilight zone? Why is everyone laughing?' It's such a personal thing. People have such a personal visceral response to comedy.
- Todd Phillips on Funny
- Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.
- Norm MacDonald on Funny
- Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.
- Johnny Vegas on Funny
- Communism is like one big phone company.
- Lenny Bruce on Funny
- Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
- Steven Wright on Funny
- Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.
- Cathy Guisewite on Funny
- Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works.
- Steve Jobs on Funny
- Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction, I think. But it's funny what comes down the pike.
- Jeff Bridges on Funny
- Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you she is after your barn.
- Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard on Funny
- Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
- Joey Adams on Funny
- Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage.
- Stevie Wonder on Funny
- Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.
- Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
- Don't remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then you'll be disappointed.
- Celia Johnson on Funny
- Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
- Robert Benchley on Funny
- During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.
- Jerry Stiller on Funny
- Electricity is really just organized lightning.
- George Carlin on Funny
- Especially with a comedy, you've got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. It's not like drama where you're trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. You're trying to figure out what's the funniest way to do something.
- Luke Wilson on Funny
- Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.
- Mike Myers on Funny
- Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with.
- Andrew Stanton on Funny
- Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
- Elayne Boosler on Funny
- Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.
- Don Marquis on Funny
- Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
- Josh Billings on Funny
- Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
- Jerry Lewis on Funny
- Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
- H. G. Wells on Funny
- Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
- P. J. O'Rourke on Funny
- Everybody's funny if you love them.
- Everybody's funny in different ways.
- Colin Quinn on Funny
- Everyone comes up to me saying, 'Cooee, Julie! Hello!' as if I know them. Of course I don't bloody know them. Am I flummoxed by it? Sometimes. I think, 'Ooh, love, go easy.' For a time, I did feel this pressure that I had to be funny, but it passes.
- Julie Walters on Funny
- Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
- Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
- E. B. White on Funny
- Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers on Funny
- Everything seems fine until you're about 40. Then something is definitely beginning to go wrong. And you look in the mirror with your old habit of thinking, 'While I accept that everyone grows old and dies, it's a funny thing, but I'm an exception to that rule.'
- Martin Amis on Funny
- Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
- Bill Maher on Funny
- Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
- Milton Berle on Funny
- Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
- Victor Hugo on Funny
- Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
- Bill Cosby on Funny
- Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
- Josh Billings on Funny
- Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
- Fran Lebowitz on Funny
- Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
- Cathy Guisewite on Funny
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