Famous Quotes
- It's not common for a woman on television, especially if she's the mom of the family, to be funny. She's usually a straight man or foil.
- Martha Plimpton on Funny
- It's not so much what you learn about Mumbai, it's what you learn about yourself, really. It's a funny old hippie thing, but it's true as well. You find out a lot about yourself and your tolerance, and about your inclusiveness.
- Danny Boyle on Funny
- It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I'm skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I'm big, when I was big, I never thought about it.
- Karl Lagerfeld on Funny
- It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
- It's really funny because the same people who loved me as Stringer Bell were the same people that were watching 'Daddy's Little Girls' literally in tears.
- Idris Elba on Funny
- It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny.
- Seth Green on Funny
- It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger on Funny
- It's so different when you change your hair color, you're treated so differently. It's a very funny experience. It's fun - I love changing up my hair.
- Kate Bosworth on Funny
- It's so funny looking back, but my so-called overnight success actually took 15 years. I remember when I didn't have any money, and my only car was mom's Hyundai.
- Criss Angel on Funny
- It's so funny when you're actually directing because things start popping that you don't expect to pop, and something that you think is going to pop, maybe doesn't quite have the impetus that you thought it might.
- Stephen Moyer on Funny
- It's so funny, because right now I'm very tired and my brains a little dead, I tend to get very focused and serious. So, I'm probably coming off a lot more like Scully right now.
- Gillian Anderson on Funny
- It's sort of an action flick. You can't be that funny trying to steal diamonds.
- Anthony Anderson on Funny
- It's to paint directly on the canvas without any funny business, as it were, and I use almost pure turpentine to start with, adding oil as I go along until the medium becomes pure oil. I use as little oil as I can possibly help, and that's my method.
- Edward Hopper on Funny
- It's unbearable when someone changes around you. Just imagine that your life partner changes, then it is difficult to cope with. Or your mother. Or your father. They were strong and now they're like a baby - it's not so funny.
- Michael Haneke on Funny
- Japanese people have a funny habit of abbreviating names.
- Shigeru Miyamoto on Funny
- Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it.
- Ben Stiller on Funny
- Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't.
- Don Van Vliet on Funny
- Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement.
- Olivia Munn on Funny
- Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly, except shorter and Jewish.
- Denis Leary on Funny
- Justin Timberlake is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He's funny. He's cute. He's great. He just understands. I get him and he gets me, and that's cool.
- Britney Spears on Funny
- Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
- Chris Rock on Funny
- Keep your sense of humor, my friend if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.
- Wavy Gravy on Funny
- Kyle Baker's work is really funny, but it's also got a very clear vision.
- Bill Sienkiewicz on Funny
- Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.
- Tom Lehrer on Funny
- Laurence Olivier said in an interview once that when he plays a tragedy he always aims for the funny parts, and the other way around. Because in a comedy you look for what's serious. I think that's true. Sometimes things are really funny if you're absolutely earnest. If you're really serious, it's hilarious.
- Christopher Walken on Funny
- Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.
- Jimmy Fallon on Funny
- Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.
- Jennifer Aniston on Funny
- Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
- George Bernard Shaw on Funny
- Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible.
- Elisha Cuthbert on Funny
- Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
- Katharine Hepburn on Funny
- Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
- Quentin Crisp on Funny
- Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
- Stephen Hawking on Funny
- Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.
- Philip Seymour Hoffman on Funny
- Light and funny has a more compelling quality when you're younger. But I haven't abandoned the genre: I love falling down I love Lucille Ball. It's just that a lot of those stories revolve around problems that I can't convincingly portray at this age.
- Julia Roberts on Funny
- Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.
- Bill Gates on Funny
- Literature has drawn a funny perimeter that other art forms haven't.
- Jonathan Safran Foer on Funny
- Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
- Johnny Carson on Funny
- Marie Antoinette was funny, I'm sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the 'Let them eat cake' line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type.
- Colin Quinn on Funny
- Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?
- H. L. Mencken on Funny
- Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
- Adam Carolla on Funny
- Memories are doing funny things to us.
- Milos Forman on Funny
- Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow.
- Tobias Wolff on Funny
- Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
- Men are only as loyal as their options.
- Bill Maher on Funny
- Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
- Jerry Seinfeld on Funny
- Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
- Lenny Bruce on Funny
- Mmmm... the comedy that matters is the comedy you pull out of thin air. It's a bit like when something funny has happened and you try to explain it to someone else and end up saying, 'You had to be there.'
- Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
- Henry A. Kissinger on Funny
- Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
- Bill Vaughan on Funny
- Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings.
- Ellen DeGeneres on Funny
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