Famous Quotes
- In this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think that's funny.
- Leighton Meester on Funny
- Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
- Zach Galifianakis on Funny
- It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
- Jay London on Funny
- It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
- Dave Barry on Funny
- It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
- Johnny Vegas on Funny
- It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
- H. L. Mencken on Funny
- It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world.
- Artie Lange on Funny
- It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger.
- Gertrude Stein on Funny
- It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
- Gertrude Stein on Funny
- It is funny what a year can do.
- Victor Cruz on Funny
- It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton on Funny
- It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time.
- Olivia Munn on Funny
- It sounds funny, but the 2008 Olympics were something that just kind of happened, and I was lucky they came at a point when I was uninjured and well prepared. As a gymnast, you can't ask for much more.
- Shawn Johnson on Funny
- It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.
- Thomas Sowell on Funny
- It used to be that you had to make female TV characters perfect so no one would be offended by your 'portrayal' of women. Even when I started out on 'The Office' eight years ago, we could write our male characters funny and flawed, but not the women. And now, thankfully, it's completely different.
- Mindy Kaling on Funny
- It was always a fantasy of mine growing up - my favorite program was always 'Little House on the Prairie' - so I always wanted to wear those looks. When I was a child, I wouldn't let my mom put me in anything but calico dresses and now... whaddaya know, every day I'm in a calico dress, basically, so it's kind of funny.
- Chloe Sevigny on Funny
- It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills.
- Tori Spelling on Funny
- It's a bit like school camp, shooting a film. Everyone's on heat. It's a strange energy. It's full of adrenalin. I funnel my excess energy in funny little ways. I do a lot of dancing in my trailer. I love music.
- Alice Englert on Funny
- It's a funny old world.
- Margaret Thatcher on Funny
- It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain.
- Rick Baker on Funny
- It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, we've explored some of the secondary characters' personal lives a bit more.
- Matt Groening on Funny
- It's a funny thing - when I'm crazed with work, spending time with my children relaxes me. Yet, at the end of a long weekend with them, the very thing I need to relax is a little work and time away from them!
- Emily Giffin on Funny
- It's a funny thing about life if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
- W. Somerset Maugham on Funny
- It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry.
- It's a funny thing because you look at the careers of other filmmakers, and you see them sort of slow down, and you realize, maybe this becomes harder to do as you get older. That's sort of a cautionary thing. I hope it doesn't happen to me.
- It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
- Robert Frost on Funny
- It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.
- Zora Neale Hurston on Funny
- It's a funny thing: You want so badly for people to see what you do - you're proud of it - and I like the effect that movies have on people. But the attention can also make me uncomfortable.
- Kristen Stewart on Funny
- It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.
- Johnny Knoxville on Funny
- It's a required part of your film history to know who Woody is. His movies are so wonderful, and not just funny but so insightful about human behavior.
- Scarlett Johansson on Funny
- It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
- Bill Hicks on Funny
- It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Jerry Seinfeld on Funny
- It's funny - I read that women look to chiseled-faced guys for one-night stands, and to round-faced guys for marriage. When I'm rounder in the face, I like to say, 'This is my long-term look.' Or 'This is my wife-and-kids look right here.'
- Garrett Hedlund on Funny
- It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.
- Tracey Ullman on Funny
- It's funny - nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don't have the money to hide from it.
- Matt LeBlanc on Funny
- It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.
- Hedy Lamarr on Funny
- It's funny because 'The Book of Mormon' is 'The Book of Mormon' now. When I was doing it at the very beginning, and I was a part of it for four years and always believed in it, I never really knew if it was going to be more than a convention for 'South Park' fans.
- It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want.
- Trey Parker on Funny
- It's funny because I'm a sucker for glitz and glitter when it comes to clothes and nail polish, but with my makeup, I'm more comfortable with a natural look. It feels more like me.
- Alison Sweeney on Funny
- It's funny because it's funny.
- David Spade on Funny
- It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!
- Garth Brooks on Funny
- It's funny how I use social media because I don't use it to promote my restaurants that much. I use it for social issues and I think that's what it's for. I do a few things - I mess around with music a lot because that's a passion of mine. If something strikes me and I want to share it, I do.
- Tom Colicchio on Funny
- It's funny how intimate it feels to get a text.
- Sophie Ellis Bextor on Funny
- It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes.
- It's funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown.
- Reba McEntire on Funny
- It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
- Craig Bruce on Funny
- It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.
- Jimi Hendrix on Funny
- It's funny how people who ain't never been down there can think that America is so fair and that we should be alright. It's funny that the people who have their foot on our neck are telling us, 'Get up. What's wrong with you?'
- It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.
- Craig Bruce on Funny
- It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end.
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