Famous Quotes
- I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
- Howard Nemerov on Funny
- I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.
- I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It's not very funny, but it's sincere. My commitment is to sincerity.
- Tahar Ben Jelloun on Funny
- I'd like to do a film which is funny.
- Clive Owen on Funny
- I'd love to date somebody cool, fun, funny.
- I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
- Bette Davis on Funny
- I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.
- Mercedes McCambridge on Funny
- I'm a big fan of certain new acts. I love any genre of music, and I think it's really great to see that there are new artists coming through. It's kinda funny to think that I'm like the old man on campus now. But I'm really happy for groups like One Direction. I think they're really good guys.
- I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced.
- I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star guys, where they could help me through it.
- LeBron James on Funny
- I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway.
- Tim Heidecker on Funny
- I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
- Carl Sandburg on Funny
- I'm an off-road racecar driver. And I think every woman in my life has told me that's not a sensible hobby. But when I was growing, even more than I wanted to be funny, I wanted to be a racecar driver. That's all I thought about. I worked for a race team when I was 15 and I traveled with them.
- Dax Shepard on Funny
- I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself.
- Shaquille O'Neal on Funny
- I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.
- Paris Hilton on Funny
- I'm for whatever gets you through the night.
- Frank Sinatra on Funny
- I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.
- Michael J. Fox on Funny
- I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue.
- Marlon Wayans on Funny
- I'm half Jewish, I'm half black, I look in-between. I dress funny. I play all these different styles of music on one record. It's like, What is he doing?
- Lenny Kravitz on Funny
- I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it.
- Heath Ledger on Funny
- I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.
- James Brown on Funny
- I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on set, I don't have to go to the bathroom, I don't have anything wrong, I'm perfectly fine, so through-and-through. I'm not hungry. I'm literally not even in my own body.
- Kristen Stewart on Funny
- I'm never afraid to try something if I think it's funny. And I know I'll regret it if I don't.
- Seann William Scott on Funny
- I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down.
- Harold Ramis on Funny
- I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.
- Anthony Anderson on Funny
- I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.
- Dave Attell on Funny
- I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
- Will Rogers on Funny
- I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I'm really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public.
- Roland Joffe on Funny
- I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me.
- Jonathan Safran Foer on Funny
- I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
- Lucille Ball on Funny
- I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.
- Angelina Jolie on Funny
- I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, 'That's funny,' then fall asleep.
- Jimmy Fallon on Funny
- I'm one of those hovering mothers and I know it's really important to have an independent child, so I'm trying to back off, but it's hard. I love him so much, and he's so funny and cute to me.
- Selma Blair on Funny
- I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.
- I'm so single. It's funny. I'm usually a relationship girl. I love being in love and having a partner in crime. But it's good to be your own partner in crime. God, that makes me sound like I have multiple-personality disorder.
- Brittany Snow on Funny
- I'm so unprofessional on set it's not even funny.
- Katharine McPhee on Funny
- I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
- Robin Williams on Funny
- I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.'
- I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
- Paula Poundstone on Funny
- I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.
- Mickey Rooney on Funny
- I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.
- Hillary Clinton on Funny
- I'm very silly as a person, but quality silliness on-screen has more of an art to it. Harrison Ford, whom I was in 'Morning Glory' with, has mastered that dry funny better than anyone.
- Rachel McAdams on Funny
- I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
- Steven Wright on Funny
- I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.
- I've always been part of comedy. One of the things about our family was that if we were reasonably funny with each other, particularly my two brothers and myself, when my father was upset with something you'd want to make sure in some way you made him laugh. Because when he didn't laugh, you were in trouble!
- Leslie Nielsen on Funny
- I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.
- Steve Martin on Funny
- I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.
- Carl Hiaasen on Funny
- I've always found it easier to be funny than to be serious.
- Molly Ivins on Funny
- I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
- Billy Connolly on Funny
- I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.
- Albert Brooks on Funny
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