- I have an older sister named Haley and she wanted to be an actress. So I wanted to be an actress. It's really funny the way that some people don't give kids enough credit for like really being driven, and really wanting to do things so badly.
- Hilary Duff on Funny
- I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.
- Matt LeBlanc on Funny
- I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
- Fred Allen on Funny
- I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
- Calvin Coolidge on Funny
- I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus on Funny
- I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
- Don Rickles on Funny
- I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.
- Will Ferrell on Funny
- I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
- Elayne Boosler on Funny
- I have this horrible sense of humor where I think discomfort is funny - partly because I experience discomfort a lot, and it's a way of laughing at it and getting a release.
- Joaquin Phoenix on Funny
- I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
- Robert Benchley on Funny
- I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
- Gloria Steinem on Funny
- I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
- Rodney Dangerfield on Funny
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- Steven Wright on Funny
- I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature.
- Patty Duke on Funny
- I just couldn't go back to Suddenly Susan after David Strickland's suicide. I didn't see how we could make the show light and funny any more.
- Judd Nelson on Funny
- I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny.
- Ridley Scott on Funny
- I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- Joan Rivers on Funny
- I know people will think it's funny because I've done glamour modelling in the past, but I felt embarrassed about my body and just wanted to cover it up.
- Jennifer Ellison on Funny
- I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their own life.
- Lalu Prasad Yadav on Funny
- I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go.
- Gertrude Stein on Funny
- I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
- Steve Martin on Funny
- I like all Jim Carrey films. They're really funny.
- Rupert Grint on Funny
- I like children - fried.
- W. C. Fields on Funny
- I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.
- I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- Fred Allen on Funny
- I like marriage. The idea.
- Toni Morrison on Funny
- I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and it's all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It's funny.
- Jonathan Davis on Funny
- I like the hot-cold, the sugar-salt, being able to play over-the-top and dramatic things - in the same film. Just as in my life, I can be very funny and at other times almost extinguished.
- Jean Dujardin on Funny
- I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny.
- Stephen Dorff on Funny
- I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.
- Lynda Barry on Funny
- I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
- Rodney Dangerfield on Funny
- I love a smart, well-written show, and '30 Rock,' well, you can't get any better than that. Tina Fey poos funny. There's nothing that she does that isn't funny. That show is an example of how brilliant she is. It's so smart. They've done some brilliant commentary about the 'Housewives' with 'Queen of Jordan,' their show-within-the-show.
- Andy Cohen on Funny
- I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material!
- Wesley Snipes on Funny
- I love Charlie, Billy Burke's character. Writing for him is so spectacular, he's so funny and wry and every scene he's in he just takes. There's a scene in 'Eclipse' where Bella tells him she's a virgin, and it's the funniest, most awkward scene I've ever seen on film.
- Melissa Rosenberg on Funny
- I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
- Douglas Adams on Funny
- I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
- I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
- Walt Disney on Funny
- I love Mikhail Bulgakov. He is very original and takes the story to unexpected places. I didn't realise political writing could be so funny.
- Denise Mina on Funny
- I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned.
- Kristen Bell on Funny
- I love New York. I was sad, depressed and incredibly moved by our fellow countrymen and what they've done. I wanted to give people a chance to see something funny, have a distraction.
- Ben Stiller on Funny
- I love readings and my readers, but the din of voices of the audience gives me stage fright, and the din of voices inside whisper that I am a fraud, and that the jig is up. Surely someone will rise up from the audience and say out loud that not only am I not funny and helpful, but I'm annoying, and a phony.
- Anne Lamott on Funny
- I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.
- David Sedaris on Funny
- I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
- I love weird or funny or beautiful sentences Joy Williams could write a microwave-oven manual and I'm sure I'd love it, because the sentences would be tuned up like music.
- Karen Russell on Funny
- I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is to bore people without children to death by going on and on about how funny their children are, so there's none of that hopefully.
- I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.
- Roy Orbison on Funny
- I mean I've seen 3D films so far and I think it's a long way to go before they replace actors. It's a funny thing with 3D, I haven't quite got it yet. Yet.
- Daniel Radcliffe on Funny
- I mean it's funny, playing music, how of course you want it to do well, you want them to like it, but it's not competitive like an election, it's the Olympics, it's not a Formula 1 race. The Billboard charts are just to show you what people like.
- Eddie Van Halen on Funny
- I mean, I - it's so funny, I am, you know, I am, you know, a working woman out in the world, but I still live with my parents half the time. I've been sort of taking this very long, stuttering period of moving out.
- Lena Dunham on Funny
- I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.
- Sarah Silverman on Funny
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