- I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.
- Danny DeVito on Funny
- I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'
- Louis C. K. on Funny
- I don't mean to be funny.
- Yogi Berra on Funny
- I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
- Stephen Fry on Funny
- I don't really get shaken very much. People could heckle me, a spotlight could go out, I could forget a lyric... I'm not operating on somebody's brain, you know what I mean? So I just think it's all funny.
- Harry Connick, Jr. on Funny
- I don't really have a type of guy I like. It's just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny.
- Emma Roberts on Funny
- I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel I'm the best at doing.
- Seann William Scott on Funny
- I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
- Samuel Goldwyn on Funny
- I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one.
- Wendy Liebman on Funny
- I don't think I'm funny.
- Liam Neeson on Funny
- I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be funny, you can't think about how it's going to go over.
- Ben Stiller on Funny
- I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.
- Jerry Stiller on Funny
- I don't think of myself as a comedian, but as an artist, a scientist and chemist who just happens to be funny. I started doing stand-up to add another level to my game. I feel that I'm a young rookie with a veteran's skill.
- Marlon Wayans on Funny
- I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time.
- Ben Stiller on Funny
- I don't think, 'Gee, I'd like to dress this person.' There was a picture in Us magazine. It was a jersey dress, and Courtney Love was wearing it. I have this thing about Courtney Love, this funny worship.
- Marc Jacobs on Funny
- I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.
- Albert Brooks on Funny
- I don't write literary fiction - I write books that are entertaining, but are also, I hope, well-constructed and thoughtful and funny and have things to say about men and women and families and children and life in America today.
- Jennifer Weiner on Funny
- I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
- Mitch Hedberg on Funny
- I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
- Woody Allen on Funny
- I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe.
- Ricky Schroder on Funny
- I feel funny about owning art. I don't really want to say: 'Wow, come and see my Monet - it's in a dark room at the bottom of my cellar.'
- Baz Luhrmann on Funny
- I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
- Frank Sinatra on Funny
- I find it so funny that people find me so interesting.
- Britney Spears on Funny
- I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.
- Daniel Craig on Funny
- I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.
- Chloe Moretz on Funny
- I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
- Rodney Dangerfield on Funny
- I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
- Larry David on Funny
- I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid they told me I was being funny.
- Jim Carrey on Funny
- I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
- Leonardo DiCaprio on Funny
- I got pregnant at 40 by surprise. It's funny, because when we found out we were pregnant, I said, 'Okay, let's experience that.' You just have to just go with it because it's rare.
- Julianna Margulies on Funny
- I got the wake-up call that no one is policing our oceans. I wondered, how can I do anything? What really can I do to make things better? There are some perks to being a celebrity. My job is to be funny once in a while, but it's my responsibility to make good use of it.
- Angela Kinsey on Funny
- I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?
- Orlando Bloom on Funny
- I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around.
- Olivia Munn on Funny
- I grew up in a funny way.
- Gordon Ramsay on Funny
- I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
- Eddie Izzard on Funny
- I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh.
- Jenny McCarthy on Funny
- I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.
- Stephen King on Funny
- I had a very funny family.
- Zach Braff on Funny
- I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.
- Jennifer Aniston on Funny
- I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being... me.
- Ellen DeGeneres on Funny
- I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
- I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. It's embarrassing. It was pretty funny. But then I recovered. To me, it was like a second adolescence. Hormonally, my body was changing, my mind was changing, and so my relationship to myself and the world around me came to this assault of finiteness.
- Keanu Reeves on Funny
- I had to act in a school play when I was about ten years old. I really didn't want to do it. But everyone had to do it so I didn't have a choice. A talent agent came and watched it and later gave me some work. It's funny because I'd always known that I wanted a movie career. I just didn't think that I would be in the movies.
- Kristen Stewart on Funny
- I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
- Joan Rivers on Funny
- I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
- Wanda Sykes on Funny
- I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger on Funny
- I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
- Charles M. Schulz on Funny
- I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
- Dylan Moran on Funny
- I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English. So it's often funny and surprising how my ideas end up lost in translation.
- Pharrell Williams on Funny
- I have an inability to enjoy things, but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn't be funny, I guess.
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